Make Mine Mike

Today’s (non-)gripe:

Everyone & everything out there is screwed up.
Except me.
I'm the pinnacle of peace-of-mind.
The maximum of mellow.
The summit of serenity.
The apex of apoplexylessness.
The zenith of...zzzzanity...

Yep, it’s one o’ those gripe-less... nope, nothin' buggin' me, all is well... days.