Make Mine Mike

Conjunctivitis, what’s your function?

I’ve got pink eye. It’s a bit gruesome. Wanna see? Don’t look at this if you’re squeamish. I can’t look ‘cause my eyeball hurts. Otherwise, I feel okay. The rest of me is, well, in the pink. I’ll be fine soon... or wear an eyepatch. Arrgh, Mateys. Arrgh.

It's always something, eh?

Doc gave me a prescription, but I haven’t met my lousy insurance deductible, so I had to lay out the fifty bucks myself... for a tiny little bottle of eye-drops. I expect this medication to make me better fast... and give me X-ray vision.