Make Mine Mike

Yesterday, I got into work bright and early… and as I was trying to leave on time, the boss did that passive-aggressive “can you just do this one more thing” bit, insisting it’ll only take a minute -- but it never does -- I left 45 minutes later.

Today, I was 15 minutes late. The office manager has gotten passive-aggressive, too. We’re supposed to sign in and out when we arrive and leave, like we’re drones with a punch card. After the last person to sign in on time this morning, the office manager had written in big letters:

I changed it to:

Did I mention one of my resolutions this year was to get outta this chicken outfit? I don’t even care if I get Dooced.