Make Mine Mike

Why is today the greatest day?

A. That Hallmark holiday nonsense is behind us.
B. Got my betting strategy perfected for upcoming Vegas trip.
C. Gave notice at my job to start full-time writing gig.
D. All of the above.

Answer: D.

D, as in da'ss right, dude. Damn right.
D, as in details to come soon.
D, as in definitely the greatest day.