Make Mine Mike

Hey Mike, is this late night sports recap getting you upset? Yeah.

Oh, are you disappointed that you missed the Yankees/Red Sox game? Nah, I was out having fun, and there’ll be plenty of more to this rivalry.

Is it that the Yanks lost? No big deal, they’re only one game out of first.

How do you feel about Matsui getting injured? His bat will be missed, but it’s not like the Bombers don’t have plenty of power in the rest of their line-up.

So what’s the matter? I’m gonna get so much shit about this at work tomorrow.