Make Mine Mike

Thanks to Aimee, who in the comments on my last post, cleared up Kate's misunderstanding about “Adelphia”, who is in fact the cable provider for areas of Southern California, not the name of my Cute Girlfriend. But I think I’ll refer to her as Adelphia from now on.

Things with Adelphia my girlfriend are excellent and Adelphia my cable is still working too. In fact, Adelphia was just over at my place watching Adelphia with me. I'm madly in love with Adelphia, and I don't mean the company recently bought by Time Warner. That Adelphia is an overpriced whore, even if lately it’s been unwittingly servicing me for free.