Wednesday, September 06, 2006
To the tune of "Stayin' Alive":
Well, you can tell by the way I sport my threads,
John Travolta might as well be dead.
Long Island’s where I did what I do.
Not Fantasy Island -- I ain’t Tattoo.
And it's all right, ‘cause y’know it's the
Coolest kid at the Bat Mitzvah.
My big sister I did salute
By puttin’ on my three-piece suit.
Lookin' like a schmuck
Or a disco duck,
I'm Make Mine Mike, Make Mine Mike
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Make Mine Miiiiiiiiike…