Make Mine Mike

Three reasons why celebrities are a lot like handicapped people:

1. You don’t wanna stare at ‘em, but you can’t help yourself.

2. They sometimes say they don’t want special treatment. But you feel wrong telling a blind person: “Hey, nice to see you.” Or directing a guy in a wheelchair: “Walk this way.” Or when first introduced: “What’s your name? Oh, great to meet you, Tom Hanks. So, what do you do for a living?”

3. Despite what they say about special treatment, they always get better parking spots than everyone else.