Make Mine Mike

Hey, it's almost the weekend -- time to give birth to some more photo captions.

Ah, John Junior. He's got his father's name, his mother's smile, the mailman's eyes -- hey, wait a minute!

Look at them cute li'l fingers -- all fourteen of 'em. I'm the proudest father-cousin in the world!

That crazy priest was wrong. From where I'm standing, his birthmark reads "999"!

The Durante family's got a new boy! And I'm sure Jimmy's little nose will never grow bigger than his old man's!