Thursday, June 14, 2007

Tickets bought on eBay to last night’s Dodgers-Mets game: $0.99
Parking at Dodgers Stadium: $15.00
Waiting in line for overpriced Dodger dogs: Endless

Number of official errors made by the losing team: 1
Number of errors I spotted from all the way up in the top deck: 4
New York Mets: Defenseless

My girlfriend, permanently misplacing her Mets hat: Careless
Adelphia’s argument that I had something to do with it: Groundless
Plus, she has no: Witness

Number of games in Mets’ losing streak: 5
Number of games in Yankees’ winning streak: 9
Mets' chances in upcoming Subway Series: Hopeless

Regardless, a night together that’s stress-less to eat ballpark food to excess: Priceless


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