Make Mine Mike

Happy Halloween, from the attendees of our pumpkin carving party:


"Yeah, I'm flipping you off. I ain't no friendly ghost. Casper can kiss my carved-out ass."


"Ichabod Crane invited us. The Headless Horseman couldn't make it. But I'm here to get Icky."


"Adelphia's toasted pumpkin seeds, gooood. Fire inside Frankenstein's head, baaaad."


"Trick-or-treat candy's good too... but it rots your teeth leaving you with just one..."


"Ugh, too much tasty hot cider and cold zombies with frozen eyeballs and worms..."


"Bumblee Spider's here to get this party started. Stop showing horror flicks and put on the DVD of Man-Spider."


"Hi, I'm Bunny Spider. I had a small part in that movie, too."


"Hey! Will and Nina are here!"


"Oh no! They didn't bring a pumpkin.


"Who cares, dude? They brought champagne."


"We are Hilary's monster cupcakes. We're delicious, but could also be personified like the pumpkins so please don't eat us--"


"Oops, too late. Sorry. And yet, mmmm."