Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Joe Torre
Had the glory
But things got gory
Yanks no longer celebratory
So let's school him at Montessori
And take him off New York's inventory
And take off your nighttime sunglasses, Corey
Hart. You're even more frightening than Peter Lorre
He's a character actor, kinda like House’s Hugh Laurie
But weirder lookin’, kinda like that guy Maury
Povich. But was that reference mandatory?
I think this post is getting masturbatory
It's not sticking with a single category
And it's hard to justify as an allegory
I could go for chicken cacciatore
So to keep it all hunky-dory
I’ll just say: end of story.


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