Make Mine Mike

Welcome to Giraffic Park a.k.a. Adelphia's mom's place. If you want to see what may be the biggest collection of the tallest land animal, forget going on safari in Africa; you only need to visit her condo near Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

At great risk to my own personal safety, I documented this grouping of Giraffa camelopardalis, fearful of an imminent giraffe jihad. As a non-partisan observer, I offer no commentary on this collection compulsion. The same could not be said for Adelphia, who posed the greatest threat to the population, telling her mother enough with the giraffes already. Such creatures are generally cute and friendly, but overexposure to them together in their environment can be dangerous. Yes, I'm talking about giraffes, but the same goes for my future wife & mother-in-law.