Make Mine Mike

WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY, SOY TORTILLAS AND LOW-GLUTEN GRANOLA LOOK MIGHTY GOOD

Cashier at Trader Joe's: That'll be $59.23.

Me: Man, I only came in for a gallon of milk and ended up with three bags of groceries. Here. (I hand her the cash.)

Cashier: Thank you. Did you find everything you weren't looking for today?