Make Mine Mike

Today's my birthday. No one's more surprised than me that I'm 40 today.

Here's some other numbers:

I recently ran a 5K race -- that's 3.1 miles -- and I finished in the top 3% of the 2000+ entrants, ninth in my division. Although I don't try to compete with others, just myself. And this was my best time ever, knocking over a minute off my previous personal best set 4 years ago, or more than 20 seconds per mile faster, which is about the same pace I ran when I was 17.

Pardon me being Mr. Patty McBackenSmacken here. Your ol' pal Mikey just doesn't feel 40.

So happy birthday to me.
Now you kids get offa my lawn.