Sunday, June 22, 2008

How to take your mind off of swatting bugs outside on the hottest day of the year while waiting for a really good outdoor Shakespeare performance to begin:

Michael: Who do you think would win in a fight: Macbeth or MacGyver?

Adelphia: What?

M: C’mon. The Thane of Cawdor with a dagger before him, versus Richard Dean Anderson with a paperclip and duct tape.

A: Hmmm. Guess I’d bet on the guy with the mullet.

M: Okay, what if you throw Mark McGwire into the mix?

A: Juice or no juice?

M: Out, damn steroids.

A: I don’t know, but Mayor McCheese could kick all their asses.

M: That’s true.

A: I know.

Michael guzzles some more water. Adelphia swats more bugs.

A: Okay: Lady Macbeth or Lady Marmalade?


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