Make Mine Mike

Michael: Hey, did you know your Mets are in third place?

Adelphia: So are your Yankees.

M: Right. But the Mets are one and half games out of first. The Yankees are six and a half games behind.

A: So my team's doing better.

M. Not exactly. Both teams have the same exact record. 49 and 44. But in the American League East, that doesn't get you as far as it does in the National League.

A: What?

M: You'll see what I mean after the All-Star game.

A: Pfft. Next thing, you'll tell me Madonna's your soulmate.