Make Mine Mike

Moo Shu Haiku
5 Japanese poems about 1 Chinese meal

Sickness recipe:
Greasy chicken, peanuts and
MSG, of course.

Recipe rewrite:
Free local delivery,
One fateful phone call.

The Red Hot Chili
Peppers can rock in concert
And in my stomach

Kung pao. Wow. And how.
Too much chow. No more, I vow.
But I say that now.

The fortune cookie
Promises wealth and success.
I just want Bromo.