Make Mine Mike

WAYS TO HAVE FUN AND INFURIATE YOUR FIANCEE WHILE SHOPPING FOR WEDDING RINGS:


1. Put the ring onto your pinkie and give your best mafioso imitation. When no one gets that you're doing Brando, tell 'em you'll make an impression they can't confuse.


2. Touch your prospective ring to your fiancee's and say, "Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of: Someone who can afford all this!"


3. When that fails to impress, just act like Gleek the Space Monkey.


4. Mutter that the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy didn't take as long as this.


5. If that doesn't speed things up, refer to every piece of jewelry as "My precioussss!"


6. Have your impatient fiancee tell you that before you die, you'll see The #*@&!% Ring.