Make Mine Mike

How to get your future wife really turned on: Take this thoughtful but monstrous wedding gift that she registered for but was completely intimidated by the assembly required, use your clever construction skills and awesome set of tools...


...and turn it into this:


She'll be raving about this great piece of furniture for the rest of the night and oh-so-thankful for you for setting it up. If that doesn't work, use the alcohol that she neatly lined up atop your new buffet to liquor her up and get her in the mood.