Make Mine Mike

Three inspired things my fiancee has said recently, or, reasons #905-#907 I'm marrying her in two weeks:

1. "We should switch to AT&T. Because their slogan is 'More bars in more places.' And I'm all for more bars."

2. "Why don't they have swimming on every night? Even after the Olympics, they could air some cool reality shows. Like, 'Swimming with the Stars'. Or 'So You Can Think You Can Float'."

3. "You know, if we get our marriage license in Beverly Hills bright and early, afterwards, we'd be first in line to get cupcakes from Sprinkles."