Thursday, October 16, 2008
Getting ready for work this morning:
Adelphia: I think this dress is too low-cut.
Michael: You say that like it's a bad thing.
A: Keep in mind I'm teaching 5th graders today.
M: Oh.
A: I should change.
M: I guess. I'd be staring at your cleavage all day, and I'm not even a 5th grader.
A: Yeah, right, you're not a 5th grader.
M: Well, I'm smarter than one.
A: Just not as mature.
M: Whatever. I'm having sloppy joes for breakfast.
Adelphia: I think this dress is too low-cut.
Michael: You say that like it's a bad thing.
A: Keep in mind I'm teaching 5th graders today.
M: Oh.
A: I should change.
M: I guess. I'd be staring at your cleavage all day, and I'm not even a 5th grader.
A: Yeah, right, you're not a 5th grader.
M: Well, I'm smarter than one.
A: Just not as mature.
M: Whatever. I'm having sloppy joes for breakfast.
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