Make Mine Mike

WEEK AT BERNIE'S
Day 3

A few days after we first brought Bernie home, he weighed 6.2 pounds. Last night, he tipped the scale at 9.4 pounds.

That's 3.2 lbs., or a 50% increase, in 10 days. So if he continues at that rate, he'll be over 30 pounds in a month, over 200 by the end of the summer, and come Thanksgiving, expect to see Bernie vs. Godzilla, and the winner gets to devour all of Los Angeles.

Okay, maybe not, but I don't know how much longer I can let this ever-growing fur-ball lounge on top of me.